who

bob dynamite and one other guy

what

everybody’s someone else’s nigger (i know you are so am I)

we’re arriving at the bus station about 9.40 at night tomorrow. From there we walk/bus to the hostel on W Arlington Place, him dragging me on a leash with a choke collar. I won’t have shoes initially and I hope this won’t be a problem on the bus; he’s not supposed to let me sit on the seats either. It’s meant to alienate and slightly frighten anyone not in on the ‘joke’ and I only hope that no one calls the police, haha. My friend will be wearing the long white tampon coat, I’ll be all decked out with pudding and Leigh Bowery mask and crown of thorns. If we see anything nasty on the sidewalk he’ll make me roll in it (I’m travelling on hands and knees).

when

9:40 pm

where

from the bus station (megabus outside of union station) to the hostel on w. arlington place